Pokeuman-Libs: Bob the Protagonist!

Our main protagonist, Bob the generic Pokéuman is living in the Hawaiian Pokéuman Base. He starts his day by spasming out of bed, having woken up from talking to his awesome dream messenger Xerxese Riker Riverson the Raticate.

He starts breakfast by eating his favorite food, Hawaiian Pizza using a lamp. After gnawing several hundred platefuls, he gets up and accidentally bumped his liver against the local smelly bully, who threatened to beat him up.

“Look here you hobnocker, you just touched me, and for that I have a completely justified reason to beat you up using my fists which are like scythes!”

Just as the bully was about the throw the first punch, Bob used Draco Meteor and instantly sent the bully flying out of the base and all the way to Panama.

Being the protagonist, he was able to get out of his boring school classes by bribing his teachers with ambergris. After playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl in his room all morning, it was time for lunch, where they were serving his favorite food, Hawaiian Pizza again.

While he was eating, a Dustox flips into the cafeteria, yelling and screaming.

“Help! Our experiment of mixing Tellurium and maple syrup has gone wrong and we need somebody to stop it!”

Bob coughs and exclaims, “I’ll help stop this monster using my Play Rough!”

The frightened Pokémon led Bob down to the experiment hall, where he saw the beast, a large slimy creature that looked like a Kraken mixed with a Feebas.

“I’m going to stop you!” yells Bob and throws the nearest object, a plushie at it, but it simply bounces off.

The monster glares at him and belches, which stuns our protagonist long enough for it to use Sludge Bomb and kill Bob instantly.

However, since Bob has Plot Protection, he is brought back to life, because his jade phoenix necklace that his Great-Aunt Bernice gave him had an ancient gem in it which happened to be a Max Revive. He is about to give up when his Dream Messenger appears before him and says, “Bob, you are more special than you know. You have a moonalicious power that nobody else has.”

It is then Bob discovers he has the power of laser vision, and uses it to fight against the large monster. He weakens it by singing Colors of the Wind and then defeats it in one shot using his protagonist powers.

Later that day, the base’s headmaster, a Metapod named Fluffy, gives Bob his 294th medal for saving the base, and everyone begrudgingly threw yet another celebration for him.

After the festivities, and getting hopped up on party pies and more of his favorite food Hawaiian Pizza, Bob returns to his room and jumps into the bed, crushing his roommate Alex who was underneath him, before drifting off, ready to repeat the protagonist cycle again tomorrow.