Christmas in July

We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
In the month of July

The chestnuts are roasting on an open sidewalk
And the stockings are hung to dry
It's time to enjoy some frozen hot cocoa
Time for Christmas in July

We go out in our coats, scarves and hats
To go caroling with our folks
Until we all end up in the hospital
With symptoms of heat stroke

The fire is roaring in the chimney
The A/C blasting on high
Te temperature inside is at a standstill
It's Christmas in July

Oh ho the mistletoe
The very same one we bought last year
The craft store won't start selling decorations
Until all of the Halloween ones are clear
From the store

Dashing through the streets
On a stupid greased up sleigh
Unless the heat and friction
Sets it all ablaze

It's time for a snowball fight
From the freezer are ones we saved since December
After a while, we're all bruised and bumped
Because snow hardens into ice, I remember

The weather outside is frightful
And sunburn is not delightful
Why oh why oh why
Do we celebrate Christmas in July?

It is 101 degrees outside
And the trees are more expensive to buy
Go and move to the Southern Hemisphere
To celebrate Christmas in July